showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
Oh goddddd. Volumes’ new album.
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.
oh my god i don’t know what i’m wearing to warped.